Black+Friday

Black Friday It was a Friday, not just any Friday it was black Friday. I was with my wife to go shopping at 3:00 am with I would rather be in bed but I go with her only if we can go to Diary Queen afterward. As me and my wife are standing in line outside of Costco I spot a strange looking man, he was wearing a black trench coat with a black top hat. He was also wearing black cowboy boots with some spurs. I thought to myself this doesn’t look like the kind of person who would stay up to go shopping. I didn’t point him out to my wife I didn’t see the need to. As we are running around like chickens with our heads cut off shopping for the best deals I spot the man starring at a 32” TV I tell my wife I am going to go over there to look for TV’s while she carries on her rampage. I stand next to him looking at the TV he was looking at there was one left and for some reason I wanted it I could tell he did too but it had to be mine. I turn around to flag my wife over here but by the time I turn around the TV was gone in the guys basket. I was mad but I had a plan to get it back. I would steal it from him when he wasn’t looking. I waited for my chance, then when he went over to get a hot dog I ran over and stole it. I told my wife we need to get out of here this instant she understood our situation and we left as soon as possible went home happy with what we got and we set up the TV. I liked it better then our old one. It was abut time for me to go to bed so I went to lay down. For some reason every time I blinked I saw the mans face. It really scared me so to comfort me I put the TV in our room. I turned it on and it was fuzzy I watched the fuzz until suddenly I could make a face out of it, it was his. My heart beat rapidly the face was coming out of the TV. The face reached all the way to mine until I closed my eyes. I heard it say I’m coming!!! I tried to sleep but I couldn’t. I heard something in the kitchen fall. This couldn’t happen I say to myself. I close my eyes tight. I open them and it was morning, I look to my right and there was the man sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. He said look up. So I did and there was the tv hoisted in the air I blinked and I saw it falling down and then………………………….. You know the rest.