Suspencful+Story!!!

It all started in the car when me and Tyler were on the way to Big Joes Ping Pong Ranch (short for BJPP) acward aign good time.The scarry stuff started after we unpacked, when we walked out side when we walked outside and .................... we got stalked by the beastliest dairy cow ever!!!{Super suspenseful!!!!![OMG Superduper suspencful(Because it's super supencful, we were scared)]}Ooooh and this one time my mom got kicked in the gluts by a super crazed cow, so i was realy scared of geting kicked by a cow now.Then the cow killed my invisable best friend Joe.So after about an hour of playing ping pong and the cow stalking use. kicked in the glutes by like a super crazy dairy cow! then the cow killed Giles' invisible friend Joe. And Giles said to the cow, "Stop being like my old girlfriend La-a!(pronounced Ladasha) Gosh!" And the cow replied "Moo........Moo......." Then the cow walked away, and the awesomest thing happened, the cow got hit by a dairy truck!! Yay, no more stalker cow! Then a drunk driver ran a stop sign, clipped the dairy truck, veered to the left, and rane over Giles. OMG!!!!!! Then appeared out of Lindsy in air an screamed "Tyler!!!!!!!!!"Then cut the truck in half with a head band.(LOL NICE) Then, shortly after, I figured out Tyler was alive, YAY!!! The three of us went back to the house to take a nap (In seperate rooms, gosh!) We all got up at 6:50 am, when we heard a girly scream. WE ran in to the hallway outside the bedrooms, and got murdered by A stoner cat with knives. Then Skylar ran out of her room, quite zombified, and suspensefully zombified our dead bodies. Then we ran around for the rest of our lives, zombifying people and stalking dairy cows. Until one day, when we were mysteriously un-zombified. then one very very random day, while Tyler, Lyndsy and I were epicly driving a flying car and crashed suspensefully! and we died..... Well that really sucks! I am a ghost now, and its pretty lame...Until, on one random day when me Tyler an Lindsy were one spree and in the middle of zombifiing yet anouther victom i turneed back into a human and insantly we all died unfortunatly, and sadly.